omg, i havnt updated in ages. my family wants to put up the christmas tree. i think there doing it now. but i say fuck them coz im on the computer.
ive been listening to stutterfly a lot lately, they r a fucking awesome band, but none of my friends know who they r. so that kinda sucks!
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
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